All things overheard from Work

[554] Barefoot From Now On
 -  Homeless Man to Very Well Dressed Corporate Executive: You can't wear those fancy shoes no more. You gotta take 'em off rihgt away. The executive ignores him Homeless Man: I tell you - those Gucci shoes you got on. They gotta come off your f...

108 weeks 6 days 1 hour 8 minutes 40 seconds ago
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[531] Hermaphrodite
 -  Boss: Then Megan* and Elizabeth* can review it. Lisa: Don't you mean Courtney*? Boss: Oops! Excuse me. You're right. Lisa: I know; We Americans all sound alike. Boss: No, not really. I do the same thing with my kids. Lisa: Are they all the sa...

177 weeks 2 days 11 hours 36 minutes 30 seconds ago
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[525] Good Breakfast
 -  Spaced-out case manager helping client apply for Social Security: So this question here asks you to describe your daily routine in the morning. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up? Brush your teeth? Client: I ain’t got no teeth. I smok...

201 weeks 6 days 13 hours 26 minutes 52 seconds ago
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[519] Blaming
 -  Female intern: I'm not sorry. Male worker: You should be. I missed my deadline. Female intern: You missed your deadline because you are hungover, like, every day. Male worker: Compounded by the fact I have to mentor skanks at work!

204 weeks 5 days 11 hours 9 minutes 47 seconds ago
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[504] personal day
 -  Suit: I want to take a personal day on Friday. Boss: Okay, no problem. What are you doing on your day off? Suit: I'm not telling you -- it's a personal day!

207 weeks 2 days 6 hours 6 minutes 58 seconds ago
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