All things overheard from Weird

[573] 2 Guys at the Bar Talking
 -  Guy1 : But it's not even like she listens to me. After a long hard day of work I just want to vent to someone and its like she just ignores me.. Guy2: Maybe she's partially deaf in her left ear....do you usually sit to her left when you have thes...

38 weeks 1 day 2 hours 44 minutes 1 second ago
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[558] pastry death
 -  So how's frank doin' these days? "oh, he died. yut, he passed away a few weeks ago." He didd?! "yut, chocked on a donut"

101 weeks 2 days 21 hours 48 minutes 21 seconds ago
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[545] Pee
 -  I had my window open and someone walked by and said "It's not MY fault someone peed on my bed."

121 weeks 5 days 4 hours 50 minutes 45 seconds ago
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[498] sinuses
 -  Girl: "I'm tired." Guy: "Me, too. I had late rehearsal last night and I woke up with sore sinuses." Girl: "Sore sinuses?" Guy: "Nasal passage burning. Like chlamidya, but with snot."

207 weeks 2 days 6 hours 16 minutes 26 seconds ago
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