All things overheard from Home and Family

[542] Why I can't run, Dad!
 -  Escaping a torrential downpour running from parking lot to store, Dad shouts over his shoulder to 16-year-old daughter bringing up the rear, "Run, Jenn!" And she answers back, "I can't run, Dad, I just had a manicure!"

138 weeks 2 days 2 hours 46 minutes 34 seconds ago
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[514] stone sculpture
 -  Mother: See that stone sculpture? The lion is attacking the poor man underneath it. The man may get eaten up by the lion! Eight-year-old daughter: Go, lion! Mother: No, no, no, no!

207 weeks 2 days 5 hours 52 minutes 14 seconds ago
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[500] birds
 -  Kid: Mom, how come the birds are wrestling each other? Mom: They hate each other, that's why.

207 weeks 2 days 6 hours 17 minutes 15 seconds ago
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