[569] phone talk
 -  Two guys at the bar. One says to another: "Well, she's a virgin and I'm on orange!"

[566] Crazy friend
 -  Shopping at the mall and I overhear this girl ask her friend. "hey how is your crazy friend?" other girl responds "crazier than ever"

[563] Guy trying to pickup girl...
 -  Guy: Well, my name is Paul, but most people call me "Tank". Girl: Okay, Paul.

[562] Be open minded
 -  "I seriously cant stand people who aren't open-minded. I mean, I have to just completely ignore them or I'll explode."

[560] Big deal, small state
 -  "My mom's kind of a big deal in Rhode Island" --Girl at the next table in a coffee shop.

[557] Lube???
 -  'Are you sure you have enough lube? we have over 50 people coming.'

[556] Five-year-old boy
 -  Five-year-old boy: There are moles in my bed that are all named Leroy. They keep me warm.

[549] Chicken Plate
 -  I was about to go home from work (@ a japanese food place), when a phone call came, This woman asked the worker, "what comes on a chicken plate." (our store phone is pretty loud) Then this worker told her "Chicken................(l...

[547] Not so discreet
 -  My sister and I were sitting near a married couple and their young daughter at the mall when a gay couple passed. The amused wife said quietly to her husband, "Look at the G--A--Y men." (spelling so their daughter wouldn't understand) ...

[546] Magical Crystals
 -  I was in a museum gift shop in Santa Fe and overheard a lady telling her husband "Honey, look at this crystal, this would be good to get rid of the bad vibes of the computer"

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