All things overheard

[575] I'd think not
 -  While walking past two young women in the entrance of my apartment building: YW1: ...she got taken and gangbanged and drugged- YW2: (not sounding shocked at all) Well that doesn't sound like fun.

32 weeks 6 days 23 hours 53 minutes 55 seconds ago
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[573] 2 Guys at the Bar Talking
 -  Guy1 : But it's not even like she listens to me. After a long hard day of work I just want to vent to someone and its like she just ignores me.. Guy2: Maybe she's partially deaf in her left ear....do you usually sit to her left when you have thes...

38 weeks 1 day 2 hours 29 minutes 11 seconds ago
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[569] phone talk
 -  Two guys at the bar. One says to another: "Well, she's a virgin and I'm on orange!"

60 weeks 3 days 7 hours 5 minutes 59 seconds ago
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[566] Crazy friend
 -  Shopping at the mall and I overhear this girl ask her friend. "hey how is your crazy friend?" other girl responds "crazier than ever"

63 weeks 5 days 20 hours 50 minutes 34 seconds ago
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[564] You're rushing me!
 -  Boyfriend: Yeah, and you took forever to get ready. Girlfriend: Well, I'm sorry, it's kind of hard to do my hair with your balls in my face.

66 weeks 4 days 18 hours 57 minutes 33 seconds ago
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[563] Guy trying to pickup girl...
 -  Guy: Well, my name is Paul, but most people call me "Tank". Girl: Okay, Paul.

78 weeks 5 days 0 hours 39 minutes 23 seconds ago
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[562] Be open minded
 -  "I seriously cant stand people who aren't open-minded. I mean, I have to just completely ignore them or I'll explode."

80 weeks 2 days 8 hours 30 minutes 9 seconds ago
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[560] Big deal, small state
 -  "My mom's kind of a big deal in Rhode Island" --Girl at the next table in a coffee shop.

89 weeks 4 days 23 hours 45 minutes 26 seconds ago
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[558] pastry death
 -  So how's frank doin' these days? "oh, he died. yut, he passed away a few weeks ago." He didd?! "yut, chocked on a donut"

101 weeks 2 days 21 hours 33 minutes 31 seconds ago
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[557] Lube???
 -  'Are you sure you have enough lube? we have over 50 people coming.'

106 weeks 3 days 6 hours 40 minutes 48 seconds ago
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