Newest things overheard
[558] pastry death
- So how's frank doin' these days?
"oh, he died. yut, he passed away a few weeks ago."
He didd?!
"yut, chocked on a donut"
[557] Lube???
- 'Are you sure you have enough lube? we have over 50 people coming.'
[556] Five-year-old boy
- Five-year-old boy: There are moles in my bed that are all named Leroy. They keep me warm.
[555] Remember
- Boyfriend: Remember when you used to love me?
Girlfriend: Yeah...
Boyfriend: That was nice.
[549] Chicken Plate
- I was about to go home from work (@ a japanese food place), when a phone call came, This woman asked the worker, "what comes on a chicken plate." (our store phone is pretty loud) Then this worker told her
"Chicken................(like seriously 5 second pause)... OH! and rice"
I almost died from trying not to laugh....
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[548] Brother
- I was walking out of my dorm room to the bathroom down the hall and I walk past this girls room that has the door cracked just as she yells:
"I'm serious! Get out of my room. If you can have sex with her, you can have sex with me!"
There was a pause and someone else says "but he's you're brother?"
[544] Small Penis
- While walking to the campus diner, a group of guys were walking behind me. One of them said, "I have a small penis. Well, it's not small, it's just thin. Like a pencil."
[515] Poll Worker
- Poll Worker: "Which ballot would you like?"
Girl: "I'll take the green one."
Poll Worker: "You'll be voting on the Green Party Ballot?!"
Girl: "Oh. No, I just thought green was a pretty color."
[511] complaining
- Ghetto girl 1: I don't know why she complaining so much, I mean, they don't hurt that bad.
Ghetto girl 2: She just bein' a drama queen.
Ghetto girl 1: I know, I mean everybody got crabs.
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