Newest things overheard
[578] Your mom
- "I bet you were breast-fed as a kid. You probably had sour boob-milk"
"Yeah, your mom was pretty old"
[577] Tired!
- Little Girl: Mom, I'm tired.
Mom: Yeah, so am I. Tired of you!
[576] Amsterdam
- Boy one: "It's the one we bought at amsterdam together"
Boy two: "When did we go to amsterdam together....?"
[575] I'd think not
- While walking past two young women in the entrance of my apartment building:
YW1: ...she got taken and gangbanged and drugged-
YW2: (not sounding shocked at all) Well that doesn't sound like fun.
[573] 2 Guys at the Bar Talking
- Guy1 : But it's not even like she listens to me. After a long hard day of work I just want to vent to someone and its like she just ignores me..
Guy2: Maybe she's partially deaf in her left ear....do you usually sit to her left when you have these conversations?
Guy1: not usually, I think she's just insensitive to my feelings...
Guy2: well yo...
[572] Bear Hug
- Huge Indian Man in University library: "Oh man, I haven't given that guy a hug in so long!"
[571] Garbage basketball
- Cheerleader type girl in university library. "I'm so proud of myself today, like every piece of garbage I've thrown has been a 3 pointer!"
[569] phone talk
- Two guys at the bar. One says to another: "Well, she's a virgin and I'm on orange!"
[566] Crazy friend
- Shopping at the mall and I overhear this girl ask her friend. "hey how is your crazy friend?" other girl responds "crazier than ever"
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