Newest things overheard
[575] I'd think not
- While walking past two young women in the entrance of my apartment building:
YW1: ...she got taken and gangbanged and drugged-
YW2: (not sounding shocked at all) Well that doesn't sound like fun.
[573] 2 Guys at the Bar Talking
- Guy1 : But it's not even like she listens to me. After a long hard day of work I just want to vent to someone and its like she just ignores me..
Guy2: Maybe she's partially deaf in her left ear....do you usually sit to her left when you have these conversations?
Guy1: not usually, I think she's just insensitive to my feelings...
Guy2: well yo...
[569] phone talk
- Two guys at the bar. One says to another: "Well, she's a virgin and I'm on orange!"
[566] Crazy friend
- Shopping at the mall and I overhear this girl ask her friend. "hey how is your crazy friend?" other girl responds "crazier than ever"
[564] You're rushing me!
- Boyfriend: Yeah, and you took forever to get ready. Girlfriend: Well, I'm sorry, it's kind of hard to do my hair with your balls in my face.
[563] Guy trying to pickup girl...
- Guy: Well, my name is Paul, but most people call me "Tank".
Girl: Okay, Paul.
[562] Be open minded
- "I seriously cant stand people who aren't open-minded. I mean, I have to just completely ignore them or I'll explode."
[560] Big deal, small state
- "My mom's kind of a big deal in Rhode Island"
--Girl at the next table in a coffee shop.
[558] pastry death
- So how's frank doin' these days?
"oh, he died. yut, he passed away a few weeks ago."
He didd?!
"yut, chocked on a donut"
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