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[578] Your mom
 - "I bet you were breast-fed as a kid. You probably had sour boob-milk" "Yeah, your mom was pretty old"

5 weeks 0 days 4 hours 32 minutes 29 seconds ago
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[577] Tired!
 - Little Girl: Mom, I'm tired. Mom: Yeah, so am I. Tired of you!

5 weeks 4 days 4 hours 31 minutes 59 seconds ago
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[576] Amsterdam
 - Boy one: "It's the one we bought at amsterdam together" Boy two: "When did we go to amsterdam together....?"

8 weeks 3 days 11 hours 54 minutes 28 seconds ago
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[575] I'd think not
 - While walking past two young women in the entrance of my apartment building: YW1: ...she got taken and gangbanged and drugged- YW2: (not sounding shocked at all) Well that doesn't sound like fun.

47 weeks 5 days 21 hours 49 minutes 6 seconds ago
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[573] 2 Guys at the Bar Talking
 - Guy1 : But it's not even like she listens to me. After a long hard day of work I just want to vent to someone and its like she just ignores me.. Guy2: Maybe she's partially deaf in her left ear....do you usually sit to her left when you have these conversations? Guy1: not usually, I think she's just insensitive to my feelings... Guy2: well yo...

53 weeks 0 days 0 hours 24 minutes 22 seconds ago
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[572] Bear Hug
 - Huge Indian Man in University library: "Oh man, I haven't given that guy a hug in so long!"

57 weeks 1 day 22 hours 22 minutes 11 seconds ago
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[571] Garbage basketball
 - Cheerleader type girl in university library. "I'm so proud of myself today, like every piece of garbage I've thrown has been a 3 pointer!"

57 weeks 2 days 22 hours 36 minutes 15 seconds ago
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[569] phone talk
 - Two guys at the bar. One says to another: "Well, she's a virgin and I'm on orange!"

75 weeks 2 days 5 hours 1 minute 10 seconds ago
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[566] Crazy friend
 - Shopping at the mall and I overhear this girl ask her friend. "hey how is your crazy friend?" other girl responds "crazier than ever"

78 weeks 4 days 18 hours 45 minutes 45 seconds ago
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